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The Married One

Night out in Japan

Marriage is about finding that one person…and then you annoy him for the rest of your life! No one likes to be annoyed. Some things you just let slide. Stop nagging him about leaving the toilet seat up – does he nag you about putting it down? Let him have his Sunday sports with the guys (and no shopping is not a sport). Sadly, they cant read minds,  you need to tell them what you want. It will save a lot of time. And no they really don’t think we look fat.

The Single One

Styled Out

The ultimate surprise! Finding your current date is on line dating. It stares you in the face. Now what do you do? You clicked on him; he clicks on you. The internet exposes everything. A great research tool,  but also a terrible invasion of privacy. Dating – plagued with confusion. Only option – to stay home eat pizza, curl up in Pj’s, & watch ET. Sounding very tempting!

 

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The Married One

Hidden Treasures

Are you game? Marriage is like walking thru a jungle. You can’t see what’s coming around the next corner. One minute all is serene, calm, loving, birds chirping. Next minute: the sleeping lion is after you! You run for your life! What’s a girl to do? Watch your step, tread softly, perhaps unzip that sexy dress.  Whatever works – Your move!

 

The Single One

Steppin Out

Dating sucks! What happened to the phone?  Just rolling text messages.  Don’t like your online date – move one to the right and trade. Girlfriends send their mismatched dates to their friends. No face, and No voice, It’s like fictitious dating. What are the chances you would really like someone? Probably easier to just take up golf or skydiving.

 

 

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The Single One

Keep It Crossed!

Keep it crossed. Just clench and release. Kegel exercises to warm up those muscles, with or without tools. No need to count sets or seconds. Kegel Balls, will not only work you out, but work you up. They increase sexual stimulation and no one can tell you’re using them… burn calories, keep tight, strengthen muscle tone. What we do to stay fit.

 

 

The Married One

Can I have another?

Night out with the single girl… what are the rules? No bar seats, no strange men joining you, can’t be left alone, & will not babysit! Sit at a communal table – god forbid its a table for 2!  Monitor her alcohol consumption. Problem with going out with the single girl? Not remembering the ride home, husband inquiring “Are you drunk?” and waking up at 3 AM w/ a silky bathrobe around my neck. Who’s taking care of whom?