The Single One
There may a good reason to be married. SEX! The single life is erratic, complex and challenging. You could easily have sex 4 times a week – but it may be just sex. So the eternal single girl issue – You want sex and there is no one of interest. What do you do? Do you think I have the answer? NO. But when you find great sex – hold on to it. We may not get the frequency but we definitely get the incredible intensity!
The Married One
Finally! A new breakthrough study reveals that the more sex you have the happier (obviously) you are, the longer you will live. Did you also know that having sex 4x a week reduces wrinkles? We love that! The human growth hormone is released when you give or receive pleasure. So now you know the secret of what to get your husband for the holidays – YOU, wrapped up in a red bow!!! He, of course, still has to go shopping.
The Married One
ENTERTAIN HIM – LIGHT HIS FIRE
Lock the door, turn off your phone, no distractions. Cooking is not the only thing on the menu tonight. You are! Open a bottle of wine, throw on your sexy lingerie, you’ve got a special audience of one to entertain. And rest assured… he’s not sneaking out anywhere after you’re finished. He’s still hungry… for dinner!
The Single One
ENTERTAIN MYSELF?
Lock my door, turn off my phone and no texting. No cooking because wine is on the menu every night. Crank up some music, learn new dance moves – how to strip tease in front of the mirror for the next lucky guy. No guy? No problem! Trusty vibrators don’t sneak out on you after they finish you off.
The Married One
Unhappily married? Blame your parents! Or to be more specific a gene that you inherited from them. Too little or too much (gene 5-HTTLPR) makes your emotions go haywire, swinging from overly ecstatic to being a bitch. And you thought it was just PMS! If the gene is balanced so is your marriage. So rather than blame your husband for being an a–hole now you really have a reason! One more thing to research before you say I do.
The Single One
Unhappily single? Sorry can’t blame the gene pool. Just bad, unhealthy choices. Do you find them or they find you? They seem hot, sexy and entriging – but not for long. According to the research, you need to date them at least 2months before any character flaws emerge…. so what do all those late night seductive texts really mean??? Probably nothing until month three!