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The Married One

How do we compromise on spending? Compromise? There is none (at least for us!) What doesn’t he understand? He married us because we look good. How does he think we get this way? Upkeep is expensive. Hair color, nails, facials, waxing, workout clothes are a must! He may be upset, but an Agent Provocateur corset helps (at least temporarily.) How else can we have a romantic weekend getaway? When telling Ron “I bought something today,” he responds “Of course you did, it’s a day ending in Y.”

The Single One

How important is your social media profile? For dating – a necessity. First date or any date. You customize your profile to attract your ideal date. Do you embellish it? You write how much you love animals (really allergic), vegetarian (love steak), love sports (David Beckham). Does social media detract from dating spontaneity? Don’t we all secretly want to be swept away on a single vacation by a stranger we meet at Peet’s with a French accent?