They thought it wouldn’t last – pairing Marc Jacobs twisted avant-garde mind with the conservatism and elegance of Louis Vuitton. Like most marriages, opposites attract. Think of fashion in 1854- women were required to change their outfits 7 times a day so steamer trunks were actually needed! Ballgowns, crinolines & tuille – Now try getting that on United. The exhibit parallels the fashion process complete with tumbler – flashing pictures, music, videos, flying mannequins and caged fashion.

Does being married or single influence Where2Stay? Do you want your hotel hip & modern or do you prefer a quiet and romantic hotel?  Sometimes you might want to “marry” the two. You will see an M (married), S (single), or an MS, (married/single) next to each hotel.

Park Hyatt Paris Vendome – How do you top perfection?  This modern palace hotel exudes understated luxury.  From its outstanding location overlooking Rue de la Paix to the guestrooms (spacious) & the perfect service  this hotel is worth skipping your three star meal for.  Rated one of the top 50 hotels in the world.  (MS)

Hotel Brighton– No better location anywhere in Paris. Facing the Tuilleries, across from the Louvre.  A classic 19th century building, modest in furnishings (but large bathrooms) is THE find. Book the 4th floor corner room with 3 French doors that open to your private balcony w/a panoramic view including pyramid & Eiffel Tower. Reasonably priced for the location.  (MS)

Le Pavillon des Lettres –  This cozy, romantic boutique hotel near Place de Madeline on the Right Bank. Each of the 26 rooms named after a well known poet or author, a perfect Parisian twist. Lay in bed and read excerpts from authors on your walls! (M)

Apostrophe Hotel – Every room a different theme. Hotel fits right into their artistic, edgy left bank location. Overlook room size in exchange for the cool factor and incredible service. (S)

Hotel Pont Royal – classic hotel in the 7th, rooms large and airy by Parisian standards and world class Joel Robuchon downstairs. You pay for this privilege but worth it! (MS)

Where2Eat

Our favorite small bistros: Spring, Chez George, La Regalade, Fable de la Fountain (2 stars) & Bistro Beaujolais. Everyone a hit!

Part of the Louis Vuitton exhibit.  Lets fill those bags!

Where2Shop

 Paris is a shoppers paradise but we found two standouts. Leather maker Pourchet, in business since 1903, makes affordable purses. True value. On the opposite end of the spectrum Vignes on St Germain de Pres carries leather goods personally hand made by the owner.  Pick your skins, color and size.

Wear Girls up and away!

What do you get when you combine glamour of Monte Carlo with sophistication of  St Barts? Palma de Mallorca, the major city on the island of Majorca. Stroll winding tree lined streets where shopping is around every corner. Cafes and beach at your fingertips, Majorca – the St Barts of Spain. Perfect weather, yachts, Spanish architecture and Gorgeous men. Can it get any better?

Wear2Stay

St Regis Mardavall Mallorca Resort – on the Mediterranean coast a short drive from Parma. Gardens, breathtaking views, 6 star service, world class spa, (even a Chinese Medical center) best of both worlds. The first St Regis resort in Europe.

Hotel Tres – a 16th century palace this 41 room boutique hotel located off a cobblestone alley in the Palmas old quarter- in the middle of Balearic city. Gaze at the Cathedral from the rooftop terrace or from the plunge pool. Pretend you live here!

Puro Hotel – ” Modern Marrakesh meets Miami meets Southeast Asia,” says Conde Nast Traveler. Perfect location with old town at your door. Take their private shuttle to the pool & beach, which is located on a mini peninsula in the middle of Palmas Bay. Voted the #1 beach bar in the world. Need I say more?

Where2Eat – Tristan, Mediterranean 1930- watch the scene unfold before you.

Wear2Shop

Everywhere! Look for handmade slouchy cowboy boots, Mallorca pearls, ceramics & leather goods. Stroll Avinguda Jaume III, Passeig des Born & the pedestrian streets around Placa Major.  Just wander off the beaten path for unique items. Remember if you like it buy it. Not only is it a long plane flight, you’ll never be able to find the store again!

The Wear Girls love red!

Why2Cruise – Unpack once! (doesn’t mean you can take everything you own). Sandy didn’t get that concept. Barb pondering how many black dresses will squeeze into her suitcase. Cruise staff anticipate your needs, relax poolside, sip champagne, see the gym (or not) dine at Nobu & LA Valentino all w/out stepping off the ship! Wake up in an exotic port w/out airplane hangover. Inaccessible places become accessible.The ultimate adult day camp!

How2Pack – Items not to forget (adapter, phone charger, favorite hair iron, flashlight, prescriptions (who wants to run around replacing these) & of course your favorite black dress.

Ship2Shore Tips– Do your homework. Get a Russian Visa (or you can’t tour independently), book the Talon Casino in St. Petersburg to channel your James Bond fantasies. Email ahead for lunch/dinner reservations when in port. Check with a travel agent to choose the port or starboard side of the ship.

For ship excursions, sign up early (they sell out) or hire a private guide in advance. Tour on your own, hire a cab, or rent a car to escape cruise port syndrome (be sure not to miss the ship!)

Rock It on a Crystal Cruise!

 What2Eat-  Food is everywhere! Midnight buffets, food available 24/7.  Girls, we need to fit into that bikini & button those skinny jeans. Choose your poison. Dessert buffet or martinis?

The Wear Girls Love  Crystal Cruise N